“You’ll never catch me, Phoenix Jones!”

Vocation: villain

Domain: actual reality

Active: 2013

Affiliations: none

AKA: –

Reportedly, a real-life villain who stalked Seattle who was, reportedly, arrested.

References: [Comic Book Men] [Season 5, Episode 13, Hometown Heroes: serial arsonist described by Phoenix Jones as following his patrols and starting fires, reportedly captured starting a dumpster fire; described as wearing a bowling shirt with flames on it and a weird hat; said ot leave notes saying “You’ll never catch me, Phoenix Jones;”; the date i’m using is just a guess based on when Phoenix Jones was active; ]

[reality]